MR. POLITICIAN

Last week I got a surprise call from a politician who's running for a government position in the next national elections. He's the youngest, most handsome politician I have ever come across and luck of luck, I'm working on a project for him. It's something that, well, allows me to sit close to him and, I pray to the high heavens na hindi mahalata na naglalaway ako sa kaguwapuhan niya.

Sigh...

I was chatting with a close friend of mine online and here's what we talked about.

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ME (1/19/2009 9:52:22 AM): ang guwapo niya
S (1/19/2009 9:52:36 AM): oo na

ME (1/19/2009 9:53:22 AM): pinipigilan ko sarili ko nung magkaharap kami. kaya siguro ako tawa nang tawa.
S (1/19/2009 9:53:35 AM): kilig na kilig ka kamo

ME (1/19/2009 9:53:36 AM): at may kabalbalan pa akong ginawa. well, more like di ko talaga mapigilan
S (1/19/2009 9:53:44 AM): ano?

ME (1/19/2009 9:54:11 AM): paano, tinanong ako kung kagagaling ko lang ng gym.
kasi, the whole time eh namumula ako. flushed daw cheeks ko. sabi ko lang "oo, at superheavy sets ako sa workout".

ME (1/19/2009 9:55:21 AM): i guess the whole time eh nagba-blush ako. lalo na nung he had to bend over para ipakita sa aking yung ginawa nung naunang designer at amoy na amoy ko yung pabango niya. dioskooooHhhh, guso ko siyang sunggaban at halikan!
S (1/19/2009 9:57:50 AM): eeeewwww

ME (1/19/2009 9:58:19 AM): naku... i swear. kapag naamoy mo batok niya.... manaka-nakang talunin mo rin at halikan.
S (1/19/2009 10:00:18 AM): hindi yun
S (1/19/2009 10:00:32 AM): ewww yung thinking na ang laki laki mong tao, may susunggaban kang lalake!!!
ME(1/19/2009 10:00:33 AM): eh ano?
ME (1/19/2009 10:00:39 AM): hahahahahahahaha.....

S (1/19/2009 10:00:46 AM): di ko ma-imagine
ME(1/19/2009 10:00:48 AM): oo nga eh

S (1/19/2009 10:00:59 AM): actually, na-imagine ko pala!
S (1/19/2009 10:01:02 AM): so erase erase!!!!
ME (1/19/2009 10:01:06 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(1/19/2009 10:02:01 AM): tapos heto pa. lalo syang sexy ngayon
(1/19/2009 10:02:12 AM): naka-t-shirt lang siya at jeans
(1/19/2009 10:02:26 AM): at... ahem... bakat na bakat ang "perlas ng silangan".
(1/19/2009 10:02:58 AM): in this case, since muslim siya, ang kanyang "kris" eh nakasukbit at bakat sa pantalon
(1/19/2009 10:03:20 AM): umiikot at utak ko sa mga naiisip ko habang nag-uusap kami

S (1/19/2009 10:05:53 AM): anobayan...
S (1/19/2009 10:06:09 AM): may nagawa ka bang imagine na work while you were talking?

ME(1/19/2009 10:06:10 AM): HAAAAY
S (1/19/2009 10:06:11 AM): parang wala eh

ME (1/19/2009 10:06:27 AM): hahaha... meron naman. heto't tinatapos ko. and the whole time i am staring at his picture

S (1/19/2009 10:06:51 AM): sana di ka naglaway at nagpunas ng laway habang kausap sha noh
ME (1/19/2009 10:07:19 AM): several times na parang gusto kong dilaan yung batok niya eh

S (1/19/2009 10:07:38 AM): EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW... anobah?!?!
ME (1/19/2009 10:21:10 AM): haaay