MR. POLITICIAN

Last week I got a surprise call from a politician who's running for a government position in the next national elections. He's the youngest, most handsome politician I have ever come across and luck of luck, I'm working on a project for him. It's something that, well, allows me to sit close to him and, I pray to the high heavens na hindi mahalata na naglalaway ako sa kaguwapuhan niya.

Sigh...

I was chatting with a close friend of mine online and here's what we talked about.

_______

ME (1/19/2009 9:52:22 AM): ang guwapo niya
S (1/19/2009 9:52:36 AM): oo na

ME (1/19/2009 9:53:22 AM): pinipigilan ko sarili ko nung magkaharap kami. kaya siguro ako tawa nang tawa.
S (1/19/2009 9:53:35 AM): kilig na kilig ka kamo

ME (1/19/2009 9:53:36 AM): at may kabalbalan pa akong ginawa. well, more like di ko talaga mapigilan
S (1/19/2009 9:53:44 AM): ano?

ME (1/19/2009 9:54:11 AM): paano, tinanong ako kung kagagaling ko lang ng gym.
kasi, the whole time eh namumula ako. flushed daw cheeks ko. sabi ko lang "oo, at superheavy sets ako sa workout".

ME (1/19/2009 9:55:21 AM): i guess the whole time eh nagba-blush ako. lalo na nung he had to bend over para ipakita sa aking yung ginawa nung naunang designer at amoy na amoy ko yung pabango niya. dioskooooHhhh, guso ko siyang sunggaban at halikan!
S (1/19/2009 9:57:50 AM): eeeewwww

ME (1/19/2009 9:58:19 AM): naku... i swear. kapag naamoy mo batok niya.... manaka-nakang talunin mo rin at halikan.
S (1/19/2009 10:00:18 AM): hindi yun
S (1/19/2009 10:00:32 AM): ewww yung thinking na ang laki laki mong tao, may susunggaban kang lalake!!!
ME(1/19/2009 10:00:33 AM): eh ano?
ME (1/19/2009 10:00:39 AM): hahahahahahahaha.....

S (1/19/2009 10:00:46 AM): di ko ma-imagine
ME(1/19/2009 10:00:48 AM): oo nga eh

S (1/19/2009 10:00:59 AM): actually, na-imagine ko pala!
S (1/19/2009 10:01:02 AM): so erase erase!!!!
ME (1/19/2009 10:01:06 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
(1/19/2009 10:02:01 AM): tapos heto pa. lalo syang sexy ngayon
(1/19/2009 10:02:12 AM): naka-t-shirt lang siya at jeans
(1/19/2009 10:02:26 AM): at... ahem... bakat na bakat ang "perlas ng silangan".
(1/19/2009 10:02:58 AM): in this case, since muslim siya, ang kanyang "kris" eh nakasukbit at bakat sa pantalon
(1/19/2009 10:03:20 AM): umiikot at utak ko sa mga naiisip ko habang nag-uusap kami

S (1/19/2009 10:05:53 AM): anobayan...
S (1/19/2009 10:06:09 AM): may nagawa ka bang imagine na work while you were talking?

ME(1/19/2009 10:06:10 AM): HAAAAY
S (1/19/2009 10:06:11 AM): parang wala eh

ME (1/19/2009 10:06:27 AM): hahaha... meron naman. heto't tinatapos ko. and the whole time i am staring at his picture

S (1/19/2009 10:06:51 AM): sana di ka naglaway at nagpunas ng laway habang kausap sha noh
ME (1/19/2009 10:07:19 AM): several times na parang gusto kong dilaan yung batok niya eh

S (1/19/2009 10:07:38 AM): EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW... anobah?!?!
ME (1/19/2009 10:21:10 AM): haaay

THE DYING SWAN-ETTE

I wonder how many a gay man has dreamt of doing the Dying Swan in Swan Lake.



This has got to be the funniest pas de deux I've watched.

A BATH HOUSE, BRAZILIANS AND ME

J asked me to blog about my interesting Monday night at Club Bath (CB). I chose to copy-paste our conversation here instead. I hope J doesn't mind.

----------

Clear Chat History
2:44pm ME
btw... was at cb yesterday.
este last night
2:44pm J
i usually go mondays din, but i had an early 8am meeting today
so i didn't go. how was the crowd last night?
2:45pm ME
merong braziliano. 2 sila
2:46pm J
PUNYETA! tanginang meeting yan o! hahahaha
(actually, i'm still in my sticky rice queen stage, so i guess ok lang)
2:46pm ME
medyo nakakagulat dahil pamilyar yung isa who does these ramp modelling at madalas sa serendra
2:46pm J
bagay sa iyo yun, sana you hooked up with them, malaki ka for them
marami silang brazilian models ngayon nandidito
2:47pm ME
i know. i did hook up with both
2:47pm J
ANG HABA NG HAIR! hahahaha
2:48pm ME
here's the funny part. (i don't know. siguro tumatanda na rin ako)
the two of them ended up going to my place. we spent the whole time last night drinking and me drawing them
2:50pm ME
oh... before we left... the taller one kinda got pissed off with one short guy dun sa cb na super kinulit yata siya.
2:50pm J
wait, di ba magkasama sila? o they went there seperately?
*separately
2:51pm ME
magkasama sila.
2:51pm J
ah ok. anyway, go on
2:52pm ME
i was observing them the whole time dun sa ibaba. remember where we were sat last time? i was sitting there the whole time. tapos paikot-ikot lang sila.
2:53pm J
ah yung sa may gym
2:53pm ME
korek
yung taller guy - umupo dun sa katabi kong silya. trying to avoid the short, pudgy guy na halatang kulang na lang eh dambahin siya. lol
2:55pm ME
i overheard the short pudgy guy na trying to strike a conversation kay tall guy. eh tinding baluktot ang inggles. sumagot si braziliano, mas baluktot ang inggles. failure to communicate sila. lol
2:56pm J
TEKA?! akala ko magkasama sila, tapos pareho pa silang braziliano
2:56pm ME
since di mag-connect verbally yung si short pudgy pinoy with braziliano
2:56pm J
ay wait! sorry!
got it. the shorter one is pinoy
ah okaaaay... ;-)
2:58pm ME
2 silang braziliano. si tall guy - (i found out na antonio name) at yung kasama nya na ramp model (who incidentally speaks flawless english) eh si Kike. yung tinutukoy ko na short guy eh some pinoy trying to hook up with antonio - the taller brazilian
2:58pm J
kike?! HAHAHAHAHA
2:59pm ME
yeah. short for Enrique. i guess, wala pa ring nagsasabi kay Kike na ang baho ng palayaw niya dito
2:59pm ME
so you ended up drawing them... shet!
kakainggit ka!
haba ng hair mo!
at hindi ka pa nag-share! hahahaha
2:59pm ME
it wasn't really intended na maiuwi ko sila pareho dito
3:00pm J
so sino sa kanila ang bottomesa?
3:01pm ME
ganito yan... to summarize everything. i was watching the two of them the whole time in cb. the only time na naka-interact ko sila while inside CB was when the short pinoy guy was trying so hard to get antonio's number. dehins mainitindihan ni antonio inggles ni pinoy, sumabat na ako at nag-translate para kay pinoy. in the end, antonio and i exchanged some short pleasantires.
3:03pm ME
nung umuwi na ako. kumain muna ako sa chowling at dumating din yung si kike at antonio dun. smile-smile and they joined me at my table (unusually occupied lahat ng mesa kagabi sa chowking) hayun, dun ko na sila naka-kwentuhan
oh, antonio and kike... they're lovers. antonio's the bottom guy.
there... to answer your question
3:04pm J
ahhhhhhh
pero drawing lang?
hindi kayo nag-threeway?
c'mooooooon... ;-)
3:05pm ME
lol, okay i lied. we had a threesome
but it wasn;t really that mind-blowing.
3:05pm J
hahaha
c'mon, DRAWING daw o?!
ULUL! hahahahahaha
ok lang kung hindi mindblowing
3:06pm ME
the real mind-blowing part was they still fucked each other raw and i kept on drawing them the whole time
3:06pm J
i suppose that's exciting for them
someone watching them
3:06pm ME
i suppose so. it was definitely exciting for me. it was actually quite beautiful
3:07pm J
kung dalawang chinoy yun, SHET! I'll be precumming now at just the inggit! hahahaha
3:11pm ME
paano ko ba i-explain. hmmm... they were lovers. i guess they were looking for a third party sa cb. and when they doing it in front of me and i was there drawing them the whole time, i was watching a very private and intimate act. for them, i think ha.... kaya matindi yung sex nila, they weren't just "performing" for a third party, it was also some sort of acknowledgment for them that they "exist as a real couple for somebody else." bakit ko nasabi? kasi nung nasa chowking kami, wala akong ka-ide-idea na mag-jowa sila dahil sa body language nila. they were acting out as best friends in public. nung nasa sex act na sila in front of me.... ibang-iba ang vibes na nila. they were making love.
sorry, ang haba nang isinulat ko
3:12pm J
ahhhh
3:12pm ME
so there. that's my extremely interesting monday night
3:12pm J
feeling ko hindi sila out sa mga fellow brazilians nila ditto or something like that
3:12pm ME
i don't think that they are out
3:12pm J
or they need to act "best friends" in public for their career's sake
3:12pm ME
yes, i believe so. and kike is the more intelligent one. he, apparently, is the one who steers everything.
3:14pm ME
well, in any case, PANALO ka!
i-blog mo na yan!
hahaha
wait, have to go na
may meeting na kami :-)
3:15pm ME
iniisip ko pa nga eh. binubuo ko pa sa utak ko para ka Peter. (hindi ko mai-blog sa legit site ko. syet.)
okay
bye
3:15pm J
bye! :-)

SAD PETER

Sad day today.

I was surfing through the net today and I found photos of the guy I was involved with. And these photos were pretty "revealing" - much too revealing.

Well, I figure he's got a lot of hits for his "hot" photos.

Sigh... the things one discovers online.

GAYS FOR PAY

"Hey Bob. Would you hire another gay man for sex? Even if they have really hot bodies?" I asked Bobby as he slumped down on his newly installed B&B Italia sofa.

"WHY for the love of God would I pay another gay guy to have sex with? Ano akala mo sa akin? Cannibal??!", he exclaimed with a flurry of hand twirlings and his eyebrows shooting up to the ceiling. "Teka, bakit mo naman naitanong yan, aber?" he asked as he stood up to wipe off some dust from his Lalique crystal ballerina set in front of one of his numerous black and gold Arturo Luz paintings from the 70's that had those squiggly lines forming the shape of men on unicyles.

"Well, I am looking at the pictures of this guy in your account at guys4men.com. Says here, he's for hire for an enormous amount, a top, doesn't suck and... well, I've seen him around. He's some Muscle Mary* prancing about in the malls," I said as I was surfing online using his MacBook Air. (If I've got the money I'd buy one of these babies. I wonder if Bob will give one to me for my birthday. Hmm...)

"Lemme see," I heard Bob's voice behind as he stood there with his black pearlized reading glass with the big Armani logo on the ear band. "Hellooooo.... THAT GUY?!?! " he shrieked, "Eh sa litrato pa lang niya eh mas kumekendeng pa sa akin. He looks like that Henry guy who owns Government and calls himself "Mother". Machong bading. Hmph! Ilusyonda. KALOKAH!"

"Well, would you hire him?" I asked him again.

"I would rather pay the same amount for a one-night-stand with Tikboy**. At least sigurado pa akong LALAKE ang makukuha ko," he said as walked towards the kitchen to have Magda prepare lunch.

How about you? Would you pay for a night with the guy above?

______

*Muscle Mary (or Gym Bunnies) = muscular gay men who are often found at gyms. One thing interesting about gym bunnies/muscle maries is that with all that bulk and muscles they're also quite effeminate.

*Tikboy = the short, pudgy, troll-like gardener of Bob's ostentatiously rich neighbor. The whole house, which has a gold-encrusted second floor terrace, is surrounded by a tall, all-weather, clear transparent, glass fence. I guess that's the best way not to block the view of how splendid the house is at the corner of Anahaw in F***** P***. Bob calls it the "smuggler's house".

*****

I wonder if Bobby would still let me into his house if I got this "cutee" for him. Hehehehe.... ahem, peace.

FIND ME CUTE

What is cute?

According to American Heritage Dictionary, the word "cute" is defined as:

- Delightfully pretty or dainty
- Obviously contrived to charm; or is precious.

In my dictionary, methinks the word simply means: attractive and would leave you with that little smile or sparkle in your eyes when you see him or her pass by. For an eagle-eyed gay man, this could also mean yummy-licious or delectably handsome.
-----

Sitting one afternoon on those cushioned sofas several months ago outside of Seattle's Best coffee shop at Greenbelt, Juan and I realized it's the perfect spot to find 'cuties'. We weren't disappointed. From then on it became a habit for both of us to spend lazy days there and rate the cute ones that pass by.

Amazingly too, that narrow passageway between the coffee shop's door and the sofas across it, there passed several individuals (and I just found out this morning while surfing) who also have online pictures which we deemed "cute". And today being the first Sunday of the year and just doing nothing, I decided to search some of them. (Note: talagang walang magawa.)

Here they are the ones that stood out and I remember having seen there:












danny-boy... guys4men.com

I saw him several times not just passing there but in another place (trinoma? moa?). I figure he could be a La Salle or Atenean kid, but who cares? He's got that precious and devilishly pixie smile that makes you wanna hug him. Oh and he smells nice too. I got a whiff of that fruity cologne he had on when he passed by.













slytherine.... guys4men.com
This guy shouldn't walk the streets or he'll cause traffic. Saw him wearing a Convergys strapped i.d., I figure he's a call center person. Pretty gay when he chitchatted with his companion, BUT HECK. Who gives a fiddler's fuck? The indios beside him looked like his alalays. I was resisting giving out a cat call when he sashayed by. Isn't God so nice? :-)






laqcuidao.... guys4men.com
"He's got a cute ass," Juan said. We first remarked on this guy with his back to us as he was texting.
"Hmm, yeah. the butt of a security guard. Look at how it curves on those jeans. Yummy," I answered.
Then this guy turned and we saw his face. Juan and I just looked at each other with big smiles.



















leebogue.... guys4men.com
"But he's so... tiny!" Juan exclaimed. He looks like a "mini me" of that Marvin Agustin actor!

"He's what is called a 'pocket gay' companion," said I, "short, convenient and easily transportable for those days you don't require big baggages." We laughed when the cute 5'3" (5'4") cutee passed by.

I could put a ribbon on this guy and enter him in "Small But Beautiful" competition.

























roadster.... guys4men.com
"He was cute before," I told Juan.
"I don't think he qualifies as cute now," he said.
"I would agree. He now looks like Marco Sison. I never liked that singer's songs. They sound like a can opener grating against tin," I agreed with Juan. "But I'd still put him as cute... before."

I wonder. Para sa inyo, sino ang cute?

A MASSAGE AND FRYING EGGS

I spent the first evening of a new year with some guy I picked out (or who picked me) from the internet. He's a call center agent moonlighting as a masseur.

Great body. Great smile. Okay sex partner. All for 700 pesos. A bargain? Maybe.

I asked him if he's ever met some whacko while he moonlights. He answered yes.

I asked what if a "client" asks him for sex and he's not really into that guy, what does he say? "I simply refuse and flatly say no. I was even offered more to have sex with this ugly guy, but how can I accept if I can't even get my dick hard enough."

We had sex. I fucked him but I wasn't really up to it myself. We ended up doing mutual j.o.

Then I cooked him some eggs and HE had dinner.

Then he left. Oh, he even left his dime-a-dozen dogtag necklace at my place. He says it's his favorite and he'll come back for it.

I figured, I could have just spent the money buying a book and actually learning from what I've read and increased the number of neurons in my brain, instead of a one-night hump of a bad massage.

Oh, and... happy new year.