IMPLEMENTS FOR THE POWER BOTTOM

I have met and played around with a few "power bottoms" in the past whose sexual appetites are insatiable and sometimes bordering on the macabre.

There was this guy, a physicist, who wanted me to insert both my hands up his ass and clap. He says he can fit in a whole 1.5 Coke bottle if he's properly prepared. I didn't doubt him. There was another who, at 26 years of age, has the face of a truly adorable cherub. He teaches kindergarten and draws for kids. But in bed, he likes my toes inserted up his rear end and lets me swirl it around. He says it's ticklish and fun.

But I wonder... is there any power bottom out there who uses power tools... like putting a dildo on the tip of say, a jackhammer? I figure some horny, kinky bottom guy out there has ever thought of doing something like what the couple has done below in this news report.

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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

By Matthew Stabley

NBCWashington.com

updated 10:26 a.m. ET March 16, 2009

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

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The crazy, crazy things some people do to their rocks off.

WHAT IF...

... on a Sunday morning you find yourself in barong, staring in front of a mirror about to leave for church because you'll be godfather to the child of your ex-lover?

... you are still reeling from last night's experience when he came to your place to visit you - the future godfather of his first born - and you made wild frantic love with him on your wooden floor?

... you still hear in your head the words he uttered last night while you're still inside him, both of you panting, sweating and in rapture, the words "I still love you more than I love my wife"?

... you woke up this morning to the sound of your mobile ringing and on the other end was his wife profusely thanking you for the gift you gave for the christening and that she's glad she has you as her husband's friend, always there, always at hand and always trustworthy?

... in about an hour you'll be holding his firstborn as the priest will bathe the child's head with the water ushering him to the world of the believing, and you still remember your lover's wife telling you "You are my child's second father"?

... today, you debate within you if you're going to send a message to both their phones and say, "I am sorry, I am sick. I can't come"?


Damn this world! Damn this fucking barong!