Monday, March 23, 2009

IMPLEMENTS FOR THE POWER BOTTOM



I have met and played around with a few "power bottoms" in the past whose sexual appetites are insatiable and sometimes bordering on the macabre.

There was this guy, a physicist, who wanted me to insert both my hands up his ass and clap. He says he can fit in a whole 1.5 Coke bottle if he's properly prepared. I didn't doubt him. There was another who, at 26 years of age, has the face of a truly adorable cherub. He teaches kindergarten and draws for kids. But in bed, he likes my toes inserted up his rear end and lets me swirl it around. He says it's ticklish and fun.

But I wonder... is there any power bottom out there who uses power tools... like putting a dildo on the tip of say, a jackhammer? I figure some horny, kinky bottom guy out there has ever thought of doing something like what the couple has done below in this news report.

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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter


By Matthew Stabley
NBCWashington.com
updated 10:26 a.m. ET March 16, 2009

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

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The crazy, crazy things some people do to their rocks off.

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